
We held our annual "We're Sick of Winter Party" on Saturday night. It's a world famous event (really - there are folks from Germany, Austria and Australia who have attended and still rave about it). We put the 7 foot lighted palm tree out on the deck, crank the heat in the house to 80 degrees (Fahrenheit), set the Ipod to play Buffett, MerryMen, Soca and other Caribbean music, make my infamous Jamaican Rum Punch and serve tropical appetizers. It is a great hit, and everyone wears tropical attire under their winter coats. So for 5 or 6 hours, we party in Boston like we were in St. Thomas. We have a great mix of guests at the party - some from sewing, some from church, everyone in our neighborhood, some from our old swing dancing days, some work buddies. It's such fun.
But this party there was a twist. One of our friends brought a guitar.
Now, being the all around Diva that I am, you would think that I would have a "no instruments unless it's mine" policy. But policies don't generally get formed until the offending situation presents itself. And boy, did this situation offend.
At about 10:30, once everyone was pretty well lubricated, said guest pulled out his guitar. It was a beaut. Your classic six string, it has all sorts of jeweling on the neck, and it does make a lovely sound. He started off with a lot of fun stuff that got the whole crowd singing along: "Under the Boardwalk", "My Girl", Beach Boys, stuff like that.
So after about 20 minutes, the singalong stopped, there was a lull and we turned the Ipod back on. All was good. So I thought. Then Guitar Guest turned off the music and started his second set.
The Eagles.
And more Eagles.
And yet more Eagles. And two of my friends decided to start singing "Take It Easy". Guitar Boy, being the true musician that he is, had found an audience and was
not going to give it up. There was a stampede for the door. "Oh gee, I better get home and relieve the babysitter," was the common refrain. We never have a We're Sick of Winter Party clear out before about 2 in the morning. The exodus started at 11. So I walked over past Guitar Guy and turned on the stereo. He turned it off and kept playing! I decided that was that, and walked over, turned the stereo back on, cranked it to 11 and gave him a rather pointed look that said, "You start playing Hotel California and I am going to go all Pete Townsend on your guitar's ass." He put the guitar back in its case.
Alas, the damage was done. The 'hood folks all left by 11:30. I guess it was okay, since the house wasn't too terribly trashed, and no one got too plastered. But from now on, leave the instruments at home folks.
Oh yes, just in time for Mardi Gras, here's my Jamaican Rum Punch recipe:
Ann's World-Famous Jamaican Rum Punch (recite this poem with me)
1 part sour
2 parts sweet
3 parts strong
4 parts weak
translation for a crowd of partiers:
1 cup fresh-squeezed lemon and/or lime juice (I like to use both)
2 cups simple syrup (equal parts sugar and water boiled together for 5 minutes, then cooled)
3 cups rum (or 2 1/2 cups rum and 1/2 cup coconut rum)
4 cups ice (you can also put 2 cups orange and pineapple juices in and 2 cups of ice)
Stir all ingredients together, add bitters to taste, and garnish with a scrape of nutmeg. Enjoy!
Happy partying!